Me so fuuunny, Me laugh you longtime: Part Deux

Begin Vegan

If you want a smaller seat,
get up and move your feet.
         1,2,3 repeat
Don't eat meat, it isn't clean and neat.
And is the way to defeat!!
For a caveman living on Easy Street,
That's a difficult feat to complete.
Try going gluten free and don't eat wheat.
                   And
Remember, its O.K. to give yourself a treat.
But never ever drink milk from any udder,
Other then your mothers' Teat.
                  1,2,3 repeat
                   and Thend...

                       The Fart'n Spartan

Me so Fuunnny!!! Me laugh u long time!!!

            Dawgs Do

Try something brand new when nothing else will do for you,
Get the real faux poo from you know who.
All proceeds go to the Muttley crew, so order now your "sham" poo,
And for the price of one, get two.
---and Then.
--Dawg Dude