5/2/13

Me so fuuunny, Me laugh you longtime: Part Deux

Begin Vegan

If you want a smaller seat,
get up and move your feet.
         1,2,3 repeat
Don't eat meat, it isn't clean and neat.
And is the way to defeat!!
For a caveman living on Easy Street,
That's a difficult feat to complete.
Try going gluten free and don't eat wheat.
                   And
Remember, its O.K. to give yourself a treat.
But never ever drink milk from any udder,
Other then your mothers' Teat.
                  1,2,3 repeat
                   and Thend...

                       The Fart'n Spartan

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